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That's Daisy - why couldn't I put the link in the title?

15 Things You'll Never Hear Me Say and 10 Things You'll Never Hear Me Say Again

Part One:  You'll never hear me say:

1. "Guess what?  i'm auditioning for American Idol!!!!"

2. "No, thanks.  I really don't care for sweets."

3. "Do you know anybody who could get me some heroin?"

4. "I'm a really picky eater."

6. "Hey, instead of a hotel - let's go camping!"

7. "I wouldn't know.  I never watch television."

8. "Extra mayonnaise, please."

9. "No, I drive better drunk.  Seriously."

10. "I'd better not - I'm saving up for a breast augmentation."

11. "I got us a pair of season tickets!"

12.  "I'd like an unusual pet - I was thinking tarantula."

13. "That's just another example of the deterioration of the English language."

14. ^$%! you, you #!$%^^!"

15.  "What is this thing called 'blogging' that they're talking about so much these days?"

Ten Things You'll Never Hear Me Say Again

1.  "Actually, I'm a virgin."

2.  "Deadline?  No problem.  I'll just pull an all-nighter."

3.  "I eat all i want and never gain weight.  I guess I was just born with a good metabolism."

4.  "I would never dye my hair."

5.  "Do you want to be my best friend?  Check yes or no."

6.  "I'm so excited!  We're gonna go see Shawn Cassidy at the Omni!!!"

7.  "I don't drink coffee."

8.  "I'm afraid to ride a bicycle on the road with cars."

9.  "I don't see any need to have a cell phone."

10. "I don't see the point in having a digital camera and putting pictures on your computer."